Ravenswood Winery Presents
Simon Doonan’s Do’s and Don’ts
For an Edgar Allan Poe-Themed Halloween Party
- DO enjoy it! Halloween is definitely my favorite holiday because it is all about self-expression and fun…and some quality hooch. Nobody dreads Halloween. People always feel good about Halloween. It’s a great time to express your personal style and your sense of fun.
- DO impersonate! What better time to pay homage to your heroes and anti-heroes: I’m talking Ziggy Stardust, Winston Churchill, Kermit or Kim Kardashian and yes, Mr. Gothic glamour himself, the late great Edgar Allan Poe.
- Do let rip! Halloween is a great time for a little Halloween heroism, by which I mean knock back the Ravenswood (how Poe-tastic is that Raven-embellished label?) and have a good time! A really, really good time.
- DO look stylish! Halloween is also the perfect opportunity to step up your fashion quotient: higher heels, daring chapeaux, tighter frocks…and that’s just the men.
- DO decorate! Make the effort to change the decor of your pad in some way. Start by dimming the lights and stringing up a few fake cobwebs, and then go for it and start channeling your inner Edgar Allan: stuffed ravens, cardboard coffins, paper skull lanterns, dangling skeletons, leaping spiders. Then see how long you can leave it up (I’ll wager you won’t last until Thanksgiving).
- DON”T not carve pumpkins! A little crafty creativity is an important element in every party. Pumpkin carving always produces strange trippy results, especially after a few vats of Ravenswood.
- DON’T forget to flaunt yourself! Halloween is a great time to show off your hidden assets. If you have a great pair of legs then flaunt them in a mini-length ghost costume. Maybe your day job doesn’t allow too much cleavage. If so, then Halloween is the time to give the girls an outing!
- DON’T play dorky music! Halloween is not the time for Burt Bacharach. It’s all about a goth-punk-disco mix: The Cramps, Joy Division, Bauhaus and yes, a little Metallica for good measure!
- DON’T scare the crap out of your kids with too much gruesome horror. As much as you might light vampires and corpses, your kids need a kinder and more caring approach. How about dressing your brat as the Paparazzo from Hell? Or the DJ from the Crypt? Or a Toddler with a Tiara?
- DON’T get scared…of the kitchen. You’d be surprised how some seasonal fruit, nuts and a well-named Halloween hors d’oeuvre – a chicken breast can so easily morph into “medallions of blanched raven” – can get people into the spooky spirit of the holiday.